What's on the mind of the S&P 500? This evening I interviewed my favorite index and took verbatim notes:
Well, I'm not happy. I know, I know. I'm prone to bouts of manic-depression. Extended bouts. But I've had such hopes! I mean, I keep listening to Larry Kudlow and the other CNBC cheerleaders. [Sigh] I guess the operative word is "had". I've also been counting being bailed out by China's economy, and I keep being disappointed. And Friday's monthly jobs report has me scared! Oh, yeah, and there's that death cross business over my shoulder. Shoulder! Did I say "shoulder"? As in "head and shoulders"? I wish the technical analyst mafia would take a hike! Permanently!
I need another glass of Jack Black!